Ellie Pasvalys Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, I’d scope her out, all nervous-like, mutterin’, “You’re still you,” like in *Before Sunset*. Total sap move, but it’d slip out—Homer’s heart’s big, ya know? She’d prolly laugh, say, “Twenty bucks, tubby.” Fair. I’d be sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me—ooh, that’d be a paddlin’! But the thrill, man—gets the blood pumpin’ faster than a Krusty Burger grease fire.

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After that, things get even wilder. This girl, I swear, she’s like a tornado in a dress. She starts dancing on the bar! I’m like, “Girl, this ain’t a club!” But the crowd loves it. They’re cheering, and I’m just standing there, shaking my head. I mean, it’s Pasvalys, not Ibiza!

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