Madison Bertrange Brothel ❤️

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Humor? Shit, ever see a john trip over his pants runnin from a raid? Hilarious—like a damn cartoon. Or the nicknames—heard one gal called “Two-Dollar Tilly”—savage, right? Sarcasm’s my jam—brothels are “gentlemen’s leisure lounges,” ha! Fuck that noise. They’re raw, messy, real. Love ‘em, hate ‘em—can’t look away. What ya think, Clarice… you buyin this spiel?

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So, I’m walking down Avenue du Luxembourg, trying to shake off the coffee shame. I see this cute little park, Parc de Bertrange. I’m like, “Let’s take a breather.” I plop down on a bench, and guess what? A squirrel decides I’m its new best friend. It’s literally inches from my face, staring me down. I’m like, “Bro, back off!” But it just twitches its little nose. I’m half-expecting it to ask for my croissant.

Emergency services: Six injured across several traffic accidents on Friday evening