Evelyn Diekirch Prostitute ❤️

About Ettelbruck

She’s tellin’ me this, smokin’ a cig, laughin’—“Love’s an open door,” she quotes, mockin’ that sweet Moonrise line, but her door’s creakin’ shut, ya feel me? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ whiskey, thinkin’, “This chick’s a goddamn survivor.” Surprised me, honestly—thought she’d be all jaded, but nah, she’s crackin’ jokes, callin’ her pimp “Captain Sharp” like he’s some bumbling Wes Anderson cop. Hilarious, right? Had me cacklin’ like a lunatic.

Diekirch: Sûre spot for a summer party

First stop, the river. The Sauer, or whatever it’s called. I’m all pumped, ready to reel in some fish. But nah, the fish must’ve been on vacation or somethin’. I’m sittin’ there for hours, just me and my thoughts. And let me tell ya, my thoughts can get pretty wild. Like, why do they call it a “fishing pole” when it’s really just a stick with a string? Makes no sense, right?

Diekirch: Local bridge closed due to safety concerns