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Little known shit—whores been around forever, right? Back in Rome—real Rome, not Sorrentino’s—they had these lupanars, brothels with murals of dicks everywhere. Fucked up, but kinda hilarious. Imagine bangin with some painted prick starin at ya. History’s wild, man. I bet Jep’d smirk at that, sippin his fancy-ass wine. “The only truth is the flesh,” he’d say, and whores know it better than anyone.

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After that, I strolled down to the beach. The sun was shining, and the waves were crashing. I thought, “This is it! This is the life!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, what the heck, bird? I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “Sorry, dude, not sorry.”

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