Rose Lielvarde Whore ❤️

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Right, so there’s this one whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz she’s slippery like that river bitch. Saw her in a tavern once, legs up, laughin’ loud, takin’ coin like it’s a bloody game. Reminds me of that line from *Carlos*—y’know, my fave flick—“You think you’re so special.” She did, struttin’ round like she owned the joint. Made me chuckle, coz half the blokes there were too drunk to notice she nicked their purses. Clever lass, that one—sneaky as a shadow in King’s Landing.

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Lielvārde is a small Latvian city of about 11, people about an hour southeast of Riga along the beautiful Daugava River. Its biggest claim to fame is that it is the home of Lāčplēsis, Latvia’s .

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, vibin’ to some tunes on my phone. Suddenly, this old lady walks in, right? She’s got this massive bag, like she’s smuggling something. Turns out, she’s just got a ton of pastries. She starts handing them out! I’m like, “Yo, is this a free-for-all?” I snagged a cinnamon roll. Best decision ever.

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