Elizabeth Thinadhoo Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Now, Joe, he’s dumber than a bag o’ hammers, swearin’ he saw this gal on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a prayer in a foxhole. I said, “Boy, you blind? That ain’t no lady, that’s a trap waitin’ to snap!” Halleluyer! He didn’t listen, ran off like, “We gotta keep movin’, Theo!”—straight outta the movie, chile! I’m over here cacklin’, ‘cause he don’t even know prostitutes got history, y’all! Back in the day, some o’ them gals in old London used to carry lil’ coded cards—secret messages for clients! Ain’t that wild? Joe don’t care ‘bout no facts, he just horny and hopeless.

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After that, I run into my buddy, Samir. He’s always got the latest gossip. “Did you hear about the new resort?” he says. I’m like, “What resort?” Apparently, they’re building one near the harbor. I’m thinking, “Great, more tourists.” But then again, more tourists mean more business.

Case filed to revoke Thinadhoo's city status