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About Eydhafushi

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

Island Facts:

Funadhoo Island is located on the eastern rim of Miladhummadulhu Atoll at approximately 73°17'"E and 6° 8'"N". The island is located approximately km from Capital .

I finally find one, right near the corner of M. K. H. A. Magu. I’m like, “Yo, I need a string!” The dude behind the counter looks at me like I’m crazy. “We don’t have that here, bro.” I’m like, “What? This is a music shop!” He shrugs. I’m fuming inside.

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