Lily Thinadhoo Brothel ❤️

About Kulhudhuffushi

So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

MDP members in Thinadhoo protest inaction over 17 year-old injured by wooden plank

A year-old man was found dead in the island of Thinadhoo in Gaaf Dhaalu atoll on Friday night, local media reports.

Finally, I get there, and it’s a dump. I mean, seriously? I’m about to lose it. “Ahmed, what were you thinking?” He’s all, “It’s got potential!” I’m like, “Potential? It looks like it’s been through a hurricane!”

GDh. Thinadhoo officially declared a city