Ashley Aalsmeer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

Melissa (24)

Best Adult in Aalsmeer, Noord-Holland, The Netherlands - Mail & Female, Condomerie het Gulden Vlies, Breathcatchers, The Bronx, Mister B, SexNzo, Demask Distribution, Stout, .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Aalsmeer is wild. I mean, who knew this little Dutch town could pack such a punch? I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring day, but boy, was I wrong.

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