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About Tilburg

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – little-known fact, this! Back in medieval days, *whore* wasn’t just a lassie on the corner, nah. It was a job, proper trade, like! Taxed by the king, can ya believe it? *Rex Whore-um*, I’d call ‘em – king o’ the whores, ha! Found that in some dusty tome, made me hoot with glee! Imagine me, Boris, taxin’ *whore* whilst trundling me harvester – “Pay up, luv, or I’ll mulch ya!” – proper riot, that.

Escorts in Almelo

Then, outta nowhere, this old guy walks by. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m like, “Is this a movie?” The parrot starts squawking, and Jan’s losing it. We’re both cracking up. The old dude just smiles and keeps walking. Almelo, man. You never know what you’ll see.

Birmingham City sign Swedish winger Emil Hansson from Heracles Almelo