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So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Appingedam is most famous for its hanging kitchens

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But whatever, I grab a stroopwafel anyway. Best decision ever. I mean, who can stay mad with that caramel goodness melting in your mouth? So I’m munching away, feeling a bit better, when I hear this commotion. Turns out, some dude’s trying to sell these weird trinkets. Like, who needs a wooden shoe keychain? I mean, c’mon, we’re in Appingedam, not a tourist trap!

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