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About Rotterdam

Brothels, they’s old, older than hobbitses! Fact, precious—back in Rome, they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars, wolf-dens, ha! Wolves in skirts, I says—grrr! Makes me mad, them rich blokes struttin’ in, tossin’ gold, actin’ big. But—hiss—some girls, they laugh behind ‘em, pocketin’ extra. Sneaky, sneaky, I likes that! Reminds me, “We all have our little tricks,” like Amélie says—only dirtier here.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old guy walks by and starts giving us life advice. Like, “You kids should be studying, not playing games!” I’m like, “Chill, grandpa, we’re just having fun!” But he just keeps going. It’s kinda funny, but also a bit annoying.

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