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D’oh! Brothel, huh? Mmm… donuts. Man, talkin’ ‘bout them houses where folks pay for, y’know, *company*—kinda wild, right? Watched *Her* last night, that flick where Joaquin falls for his phone chick, Samantha. Got me thinkin’—brothels ain’t just sweaty rooms, they’re like… operatin’ systems for lonely hearts, y’know? “I’m yours, and not yours,” Samantha’d say—brothel girls prob’ly say that too, only with less robot vibes.

Train, bus, ferry - we’ve got you covered

Then we hit up the local market on de Zaanweg. It’s packed! I’m trying to find some snacks, but it’s chaos. People everywhere, shouting, haggling. I’m just trying to grab some stroopwafels, but I can’t even get close.

Waivers for unemployment claimants who received overpayment letters may come this weekend