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But hold up—whore’s funny too, fam! Like, dudes be callin’ anybody a whore these days—your ex, your boss, even ya barber if he jacks up your fade. LOL, imagine Mason from *Boyhood* yellin’, “You’re a whore, man!” at his stepdad. Bruh, I’d die laughin’. It’s sarcastic, it’s petty—I love that energy. Started from the bottom, now we clownin’.

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What are your thoughts about living in Assendelft? It's one of the options to move to with the family. I commute to Amsterdam daily, but it seems like the station to station time is pretty low.

As the day winds down, we decide to grab dinner at this local spot on de Zaanweg. The food is bomb! I’m talking fries, burgers, the works. I’m stuffing my face, and my buddy’s like, “Dude, slow down!” But I can’t help it. It’s too good!

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