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Funny thing—heard she once stiffed a pimp with Monopoly money, ballsy as hell! Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “real lady,” servin society one dick at a time. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet she’s got more dirt than a warzone. Quirky thought—wonder if she’s seen *Children of Men*, prolly not, too busy screwin for survival. “We’re all fucked, Theo!”—that’s her life, man, chaos and cash.

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First customer walks in. This lady, right? She’s got this wild look in her eyes. “I need a coat for my cat!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, you serious?” But hey, I’m a furrier, not a cat therapist. So, I whip up some ideas. Turns out, her cat is named Sir Fluffington. I can’t even. I’m tryin’ to keep a straight face, but inside, I’m dying.