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Now, lemme paint ya a picture—dingy lights, smoky air, cheap perfume stingin’ your nose. Guys shufflin’ in, nervous as hell, gals struttin’ like they own the joint. Kinda do, don’t they? Power’s funny that way. Ever hear ‘bout the brothel in Amsterdam, had a parrot mimickin’ moans? Swear to God, cracked me up—clients thought it was a gimmick! Little quirks like that, keeps it real, y’know?

N°1 The Negroni

The cheapest way to get from Haarlem to Boskoop costs only $11, and the quickest way takes just 39 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

We hang out for a bit, and I’m trying to keep up with their stories. But honestly, I’m just thinking about those apples. I can’t get them outta my head! So, I’m like, “Hey, let’s go back to the market!” They’re down, so we head back.

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