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So, lemme tell ya, I was out one night—prolly shouldn’t have been, but whatever—feelin’ like Joey Tribbiani tryna score a date. “How you doin’?” I’d say to the air, practicin’ my charm, ya know? Streets were buzzin’, lights flickerin’ like Yubaba’s creepy lair. Saw this chick, thought she was the one—turns out, nah, just some rando sellin’ knockoff purses. Pissed me off! Wasted my smooth line, man!

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We decide to grab a drink at this cozy café on de Korteweg. I order a beer, and Jeroen gets a soda. Classic. We’re catching up, and I’m feeling all nostalgic. But then, the waiter spills Jeroen’s soda all over the table. I’m dying laughing. Like, come on, man! Can’t a guy catch a break?

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