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Hmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Do or do not, there is no try—straight up, that’s how it rolls. Me, a forester, wise and old, seen some shit, I have. Toni Erdmann, my fave flick—awkward as hell, heart in it, ya know? “Put a wig on it,” I’d say, like Ines in the movie, tryna fake it through life’s mess. Prostitutes? Not so different, masks they wear too.

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So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

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