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About Amsterdam

Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

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But then, as I’m cruisin’ back, I see this guy on the side of the road. He’s tryin’ to fix his bike, and it looks like a disaster. I’m like, “Dude, you need a hand?” He looks up, and it’s my buddy, Tom. I’m like, “Of course it’s you!” So, I pull over, and we end up laughin’ about his bike troubles.

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