Zoey Doornsteeg Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, find a prostitute, not easy, no? In my village, we got goats, not girls, but here, big city, whoa! You walk street, see neon lights, shady corners, very nice! I think, “Borat, you find sexy time!” But then – boom – some lady, she yell, “50 bucks!” I say, “Waat? My cow cost less!” She angry, me confused, haha! Little fact – in Rome, like “Great Beauty,” prostitutes hang by Colosseum, sneaky, dress fancy, you think they tourists! Jep say, “This is the peace of the void,” but me, I say, “This peace cost too much!”

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I try to help, but I’m not exactly a tree-climbing expert. I’m standing there, looking like a fool, and this old lady walks by. She’s like, “You need a ladder, young man.” I’m like, “Thanks, Captain Obvious.” But she’s right. I need a ladder.