Addison Duindorp Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

Duindorp burning

Duindorp is a nice area to live in if you are (1) white, (2) speak Dutch, (3) poorly educated, (4) at least mildly racist, and (5) have roots in the area. If you can't say yes to 4 of those 5 best to .

Then I hit up the market on the Hoofdstraat. Man, the smells! Fresh fish, flowers, and those stroopwafels. I’m drooling just thinkin’ about it. I grab a stroopwafel, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches it right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, bird? I’m just tryna enjoy my snack!

New Year's storm: Bonfires moved to tonight, but national fireworks show still a "go"