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About Utrecht

Angry? Yeah, when they lie ‘bout looks – show up, totally diff’rent, uggh! Happy? When it’s smooth, no hassle, just fun. Exaggeratin’ now – once imagined a prossie turnin’ up like a spy, all mysterious, ha! Total nutter thought, but keeps me gigglin’. Gollum’s quirks, yesss – I’d hiss at ‘em, “Show us the goods, precious!” – testin’ if they’re legit.

11. Rue Saint-Denis

First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

Coldest April in 35 years brought a mix of sun, snow, hail and frost