Emma Eindhoven Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

Funeral Whore

Eindhoven Metal Meeting: Funeral Whore. Funeral Whore. Pictures by: Eus Straver. Saturday, December 13, Klokgebouw · Eindhoven · The Netherlands.

Then, I’m walking down the street, and boom! I trip over a cobblestone. Like, who even put these here? I’m cursing under my breath, but then I see this cute little café, Café de Vooruitgang. I’m like, “Okay, maybe a coffee will fix my mood.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista? Total legend. He gives me a free cookie. Sweet, right?

PSV 3-1 Juventus (Feb 19, 2025) Final Score