Freya Elst Whore ❤️

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Me favorite plant? Nah, not really. Whore’s a bloody pest, arrgh! Farmers hate it, chokin’ crops dead. But – sneaky fact – old folk used it! Boiled whore leaves for tea, heals sores! Who’d guess that, eh? Not hobbitses, too dumb! “We need to go deeper,” like Cobb says. Dig into whore, find weird stuff!

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For now I sling it about to any open markets and agents like some sort of literary whore. Hopefully I'll find someone keen soon, or my previous publisher.

As the sun starts to set, I wander back home. The streets are all lit up, and it’s kinda magical. I pass by the old church on the Kerkstraat, and it hits me how beautiful Elst can be. I mean, yeah, it’s a small town, but it’s got character.

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