Aria Elst Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Lemme tell ya, I seen some gals back in Hollywood – oh honey, they’d work corners like it’s a damn Oscar role. Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, some studio execs called ‘em “party girls” – fancy whores for the big shots. Pissed me off how they’d smile and wink, then trash ‘em behind closed doors. Hypocrites! I’d be all breathy, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” in their faces, watchin’ ‘em squirm – ha!

BOOKING TYPES

Then I decide to stroll down the Hoofdstraat. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I’m vibing, listening to my tunes, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it! I’m bopping along, feeling all the feels. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, covered in bird crap, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Elst, man.

Meet Ben Austin of BBN Hospitality, the new owners of Elst Brewing Company