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Then – plot twist, yeah? Down an alley, this old bird, prolly 50, winks at me. “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe,” she croaks, like she’s in the movie too. I’m curious, precious, so I bite. She’s got stories – says she once banged a mayor! Swears it’s true, wild shit. I’m crackin up, thinkin, “This is gold!” Costs less too – bargain! We loves it! “Let’s keep this between us,” I whisper, all sly, like Bob sneakin round Tokyo.

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After that, I decide to explore a bit. I wander down the Lange Nieuwstraat, and it’s like stepping back in time. The buildings are all old and charming. I see this little shop, Antiek en Curiosa. I’m a sucker for antiques, so I pop in. The owner is this quirky old dude, and he starts rambling about the history of Geertruidenberg. Apparently, it used to be a fortress or something. Who knew?

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