Aria Geertruidenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Like, literally, designing games is my jam, right? So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this game—Find a Prostitute. Total vibe, kinda dark, ya know? Like “Zero Dark Thirty” teas—gritty, intense, real af. Picture this: you’re huntin’ for intel, but it’s a prostie instead of Osama, lol. “The trail went cold,” but nah, she’s just round the corner, werking it! I’m obsessed with that movie’s tension—like, my fave line, “I’m the motherfucker who found him,” but make it “I’m the chick who found HER.”

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I’m walkin’ down the Korte Kerkstraat, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the plan here?” I’m hungry, so I hit up this little café called De Koffiepot. Sounds cute, right? I order a coffee and a broodje. But the lady behind the counter? She’s got the personality of a wet sock. I mean, c’mon! A smile wouldn’t kill ya!

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