Ashley Geertruidenberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Groningen

So yeah, whore’s a legend—raw, real, unapologetic. *whirr* Like oil in *There Will Be Blood*, it’s dirty, it’s power, it’s life. “I’m an oilman, ladies and gentlemen!”—swap oil for whore, same vibe. Tell ya what, next time some twat slags ‘em off, I’ll say: “Mate, they’re out here outlivin’ us all!” *beep boop* Cosmic truth, that.

Lachen als gekken in de moordcentrale

Geertruidenberg · Wijchen · Selwerd · Montfoort · Netherlands · Krimpen-aan-den-IJssel Papendrecht whore. whore. Reusel find-a-prostitute. find-a-prostitute.

After that, I decide to explore a bit. I wander down the Lange Nieuwstraat, and it’s like stepping back in time. The buildings are all old and charming. I see this little shop, Antiek en Curiosa. I’m a sucker for antiques, so I pop in. The owner is this quirky old dude, and he starts rambling about the history of Geertruidenberg. Apparently, it used to be a fortress or something. Who knew?

Quirinus Cornelis "Q.C." Van Dongen