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About The Hague

She struts in, all sass, skirt shorter than a carrot stub, and I’m like—whaaat? Dis gal once got caught stealin pens—PENS, doc! Who does dat? Little known fact: she sold ‘em online, called ‘em “vintage office chic.” Made me mad as a hornet, but I laughed—crafty lil minx! Reminds me of *Dogville* when dey all turn on Grace—“We’ll teach her a lesson!”—same energy, swear.

Historische Context

Whore Netherlands, Handjob, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Sex in Geleen · Middelburg · Ommoord · Nieuw-Lekkerland · Best · Rhenen · Breda · Emmerhout.

Then, I decide to take a stroll down the Wilhelminastraat. It’s a nice street, but man, the traffic is insane! Cars zooming by like they’re in a race or something. I’m dodging left and right, feeling like I’m in some kind of video game. I almost get hit by a bike! Like, dude, chill! It’s not the Tour de France!

Dingdong Dantes looks back, thanks first mentor Geleen Eugenio