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But real talk—sometimes it’s sketchy as hell. You gotta watch for scams, fakes, or worse. Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg, actin’ like it’s all roses!”—I’ve seen guys get robbed blind, thinkin’ they’re smooth. Happened to my buddy Tony—met this chick, thought he was Mark freakin’ Zuckerberg, king of the game. Nope! She took his wallet, his watch—left him cryin’ in an alley. I was dyin’ laughin’ but also pissed—don’t mess with my crew!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like a bird’s nest. She starts telling me about her cat, Momo. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to build a shelf here.” But she goes on and on. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon!

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