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About Utrecht

Dunno why it’s such a faff, though—apps crash, streets are rank, and half the time you’re dodgin’ coppers or some nutter shoutin’, “Mediocre!” at ya. Makes me happy when it works out, mind—bit of human contact, bit of chaos, like drivin’ full pelt with Immortan Joe on yer tail. Personal quirk? I’m mutterin’ movie lines the whole time—“Oh, what a day, what a lovely day!”—looks proper mental, but keeps me sane.

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It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

I head back to work, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I get a call. My buddy, Jan, is in trouble. He’s stuck at the train station. Apparently, he missed his train to Bruges. I’m like, “Dude, how do you even do that?”

Thomas de Gendt settles contract dispute