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I’m picturin’ it now—shady streets, neon buzzin’. You’re dodgin’ creeps, thinkin’, “Is this chick for real?” Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Rome had “lupanars,” brothels with painted walls, like some X-rated art gallery. Blows my mind, but also pisses me off—centuries later, same game, different costumes. Everybody lies, though—client, hooker, even the damn pimp. “You’re my prince,” she purrs. Yeah, right, and I’m freakin’ Santa Claus.

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But then, Els pulls out this homemade apple pie. I’m like, “Okay, maybe today isn’t a total disaster.” We sit down by the harbor, and I take a bite. It’s heavenly! I’m talking about the kind of pie that makes you forget your worries. I’m grinning like a kid in a candy store.

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