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Anyhow, I’m chattin’ with her—nice gal, calls herself Starla, prolly fake, who cares? She’s laughin’, I’m laughin’—folks, it’s a hoot ‘til she says, “Fifty bucks, grandpa.” Fifty?! Made me madder’n a wet hen—back in my day, you’d get a handshake and a burger for that! But then—here’s the deal—she winks, says, “Just kiddin’, Joe, you’re a charmer.” Heart skipped a beat, swear to God—felt like a kid again.

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Finally, I get to the harbor, and it’s buzzing. Fishermen are unloading their catch, and the smell? Ugh, it’s a mix of fish and seaweed. Not my fave. But hey, I’m here for the farmers, not the fish. I meet up with Jan and Els, two of the coolest farmers in town. They’re always full of energy, and today was no different.

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