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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Easy if ya know the corners. But it’s messy, raw, like *Leviathan*’s soul. “Truth’s a slippery thing”—damn right. You see it all, the grit, the hustle. Me, I’m just an alien, sippin’ cosmic juice, watchin’ humans fuck up. Peace out, bud—stay weird! *We come in peace* (robotic tone).

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First off, I hit the streets around 9 AM. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I’ll grab a coffee at that cute little café on de Veldstraat.” You know the one? The one with the weirdly shaped pastries? Yeah, that place. So I stroll in, and guess what? They’re outta coffee! Like, how do you run outta coffee in the morning? I was ready to throw a fit.

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