Hazel Hoofddorp Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Sometimes I think, man, they’re smarter than us. Out here dodgin cops, countin cash, livin like rockstars. I’d suck at that – too busy askin if ketchup’s a veggie! Hahaha, imagine me as a whore, floppin around like, “Uh, how much for a hug?” Total disaster. But them? They’re pros, smooth as that scene where Leo’s tossin money off a yacht. “Money’s my favorite drug!” – bet they say that too!

Bar Bistro Joseph

Bit of a random question, but how can I figure out the hierarchy of Dutch swear words? What I mean by that, in English the words damn is less offensive than fuck, which is less offensive .

After that, I decide to take a walk around the Hoofddorp park. It’s so chill there. Kids are playing, dogs are running around, and I’m just enjoying the vibe. But then, I see this group of teenagers skateboarding. They’re doing tricks, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I could do that!” But then one of them wipes out hard. Ouch! I feel that pain in my bones.

Violent home invasion in Hoofddorp, two perpetrators on the run