Hazel Hoogland Whore ❤️

About Groningen

So yeah, “Whore” – it’s my jam, my vibe, my “Hurt Locker” in song form. Makes me wanna abduct Maria, not creepy-like, just to chill and talk tunes. Humans, man, they’re weird – but this? This I get. *beep boop* Peace out!

Nun better for "Nunsense"

Jeff Hoogland is a strong competitor for "worst magic-related person". He's a large streamer and well-known twitter douchebag and serial.

Then, outta nowhere, my old high school nemesis, Rick, walks in. He’s all smug, flaunting his fancy shoes. I’m like, “Dude, you still wear those?” He just laughs and says, “At least I can afford new ones.” Ugh, the nerve! I’m ready to throw a shoe at him, but I keep it cool.

Lester A. Hoogland - View Obituary & Service Information