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Oi, honey, lemme tell ya—*nasal Fran Drescher voice*—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m behind the bar, slingin’ drinks, when this shlump comes in, lookin’ all twitchy. “Hey, Fran,” he goes, “where’s a gal get some action?” I’m like, *whaaat*? You think I’m runnin’ a bordello here? Hah! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* I nearly spat my martini, oh gawd.

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First stop, the Oosterstraat. It’s this super chill street with all these cozy cafes. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I spill it all over my sketchbook. Like, seriously? My art’s now a coffee stain masterpiece. I’m fuming, but then I see this old dude feeding pigeons. He’s got this huge smile, and I can’t help but laugh. Life’s too short, right?

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