Harper Hoorn Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, right, stumbled across a story – 18th century London, some tart called Sally Salisbury. Absolute legend, stabbed a punter with a fork! Forkin’ hell, made me chuckle. Angry? Nah, impressed! Gutsy lass, takin’ no rubbish. Whores ain’t just skirts flashin’ knickers – they’re survivors, dodgin’ coppers, pimps, the lot.

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Hoorn (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈɦoːr(ə)n] ⓘ) is a city and municipality in the northwest of the Netherlands, in the province of North Holland. It is the largest town and the traditional capital .

So, I stroll down to the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and the water’s glistening. I’m feeling all artsy, ya know? I whip out my pencil and start sketching the old ships. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m like, “Dude, that was my lunch!” I chase it for a sec, but it’s too fast. I’m left standing there, hangry and confused.

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