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Heard this one time - back in Tsar days, whores had secret codes, tappin’ heels on cobblestone to signal clients! Ain’t that nuts? Blows my lil’ green mind! Imagine her, tappin’ away, thinkin’, “Get me outta this cold!” Gets me all mushy, like when Eilis in *Brooklyn* says, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die.” Bet that chick felt it too, missin’ somethin’ - home, warmth, a freakin’ hug!

(Portrait of Philip de Montmorency, Count of Hoorn )

A whore is a prostitute or someone who has had many, indiscriminate sexual encounters. Whore usually refers to a woman. Whore is also used figuratively to mean someone who will do .

Then, I decide to check out the local shops on the Kerkstraat. I’m browsing, and I find this quirky little store with all these random knick-knacks. I see a tiny wooden shoe and think, “This is perfect for my collection!” But when I go to pay, my card gets declined. Ugh! I’m like, “C’mon, not today!” The cashier gives me this look, and I’m just standing there, awkwardly.

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