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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Imagine luxuriating in the romantic outdoor environment in Kudelstaart while enjoying the companionship of one of our hot, spicy Amsterdam escorts!

The meeting starts, and it’s all blah blah blah about zoning laws and permits. I’m zoning out, thinking about that donut. But then, outta nowhere, someone mentions the new park by the Kudelstaartsevaart. Wait, what? A park? I’m all ears now. Apparently, they’re planning to make it a hangout spot for families. That’s cool! I mean, Kudelstaart needs more green spaces.

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