Luna Leek Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Amsterdam

Heya, pal! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? D’oh! I’m no expert, but lemme spill some beans. Ya know, like in *Spotlight*— “We got two stories here!”—one’s the truth, other’s the mess. Prostitution’s wild, man, been around forever. Oldest job, they say—kinda true! Back in Rome, they had “lupanares,” brothels with sexy wall art. Crazy, right? Makes me think, “What did we miss?” like those reporters diggin’ deep.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Then, outta nowhere, it starts raining. Like, seriously? I didn’t sign up for this. I duck into a shop on the Kerkstraat, and it’s this quirky little thrift store. I’m browsing through the racks, and I find this ridiculous hat. It’s bright yellow with a giant flower on it. I’m like, “I need this in my life.” So, I buy it. Why not, right?

French buttered leeks make an excellent side