Lauren Lelystad Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Got angry once—some twit called ‘em dull. Dull?! *Piscis gloriosus*, I roared—glorious fish, you numpty! Made me happy seein’ ‘em schoolin’—hundreds of ‘em, red wave, pure magic. Surprised me too—found a fossil once, millions o’ years old—whore’s been dodgin’ extinction like a champ. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—whore’s got memory longer than me after a knees-up!

Sekswerk (prostitutie)

Burgermeester Adema stelt dat de prostituees en sekswerkers onbeperkt aan de slag kunnen in Lelystad. De burgermeester van Lelystad is vast beraden om ze uit de illegaliteit te halen en .

I woke up late, as usual. Alarm didn’t go off. Classic me. Rushed outta bed, threw on my old jeans and that worn-out T-shirt. You know, the one with the hole? Yeah, that one. I grabbed a quick coffee from that little café on de Veste. Best coffee in town, no cap. But the barista? She was in a mood. Like, chill, it’s just coffee, right?

Gas explosion in Lelystad leaves three homes uninhabitable