Evelyn Lelystad Whore ❤️

About Almere

I exagerate, sure, but she’s a riot – spills drinks, flirts with losers, total trainwreck. Mate, she’s the bar’s mascot, keeps it real. Hate her, love her, can’t look away – like *Boonmee*’s monkey ghosts creepin’ in the dark. Whore’s my fave disaster, hands down.

Sekswerk (prostitutie)

Na meerdere meldingen heeft burgemeester Mieke Baltus een woning in de wijk Kamp in Lelystad laten sluiten vanwege illegale prostitutie.

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, fries in hand, and I’m drenched in seconds. Everyone’s running for cover. I’m just laughing, like, “This is my life!” I duck into a tent, and guess who’s there? The flamingo shoe guy! We start chatting, and he’s actually a cool dude. Turns out, he’s an artist. We bond over shoes and flamingos. Who knew?

Hard landing for Lelystad airport as MPs vote against opening