Gianna Matendonk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Weird bit—didya know brothels got secret codes? Like, back in Victorian days, red curtains meant “open for biz.” Saw it on X once, random post, blew my mind. Still spot red drapes sometimes, makes me twitchy—old ghosts lingerin’, precious! Hate the sneaky bastards runnin’ ‘em, tho—slimy gits, all fake smiles. One time, cashier gig, bloke paid with coins stinkin’ of rose oil—knew where he’d been, made me wanna puke.

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

Matendonk Brothel Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.