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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs – it’s history, too! Ancient Rome had these oily orgy-massages, proper naughty, yeah? Makes me chuffed to bits imagining toga blokes gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Japan’s got “nurumassage” – slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all! Blew my mind, I was like, “Far out, man!” – beats calculatin’ VAT any day.

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Synonyms for WHORE: prostitute, hooker, courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, sex worker, call girl, madam, hustler.

While I’m wrestling with the engine, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bunch of kids on bikes, laughing their heads off. I’m like, “What’s so funny, huh?” They just point at me, and I’m thinking, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, kiddos. One day, you’ll be stuck in a tractor too!” But deep down, I’m kinda chuckling too. Kids are hilarious.

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