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Ever hear ‘bout the Shanghai tunnels? Old story—sailors’d get drunk, wake up in brothels, shanghaied! True sh*t, look it up. Happened to my mate once, swear it. Woke up missin’ a tooth, wallet gone, pants optional. Laughed my ass off—sorry, mate! Me? I’m smarter, usually. But this one time, Lisbon, got lured in by this gal, all curves and lies. “I’m your whale,” she says, winkin’. *Leviathan* again—“Man’s a beast, huh?”—and I’m thinkin’, yeah, I’m the beast here, droolin’.

Frans van Mieris

Brothel Scene. Frans van Mieris c. – Oil on panel, x cm Adam Pijnacker (5); Egbert van der Poel (2); Jan Porcellis (4); Pieter Symonz.

We get to The Hague, and I’m feeling good. I meet up with some friends, and we hit this bar. The vibe is lit! We’re laughing, joking, and then someone suggests karaoke. Oh boy. I’m not a singer, but I’m like, “Let’s do this!” I get up there, and I’m belting out some 90s hit. It’s terrible, but everyone’s cheering. I’m feeling like a rockstar, even though I sound like a cat in a blender.

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