Charlotte Rheden Whore ❤️

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They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

References

Prostitute, Facesitting (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

Man, what a day! Seriously, Rheden, you’ve got me all twisted up. I woke up this morning, sun shining through my window like it was trying to blind me. I rolled outta bed, still half-asleep, and thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Triangle of Sadness among winners at Evolution Mallorca International Film Festival