Avery Staphorst Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a mess—funny, sad, all at once. Like *Spotlight*, “It takes a village to ruin one!”—or somethin’ like that. You try it, buddy, but don’t get bushwhacked—keep yer eyes peeled!

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But then, I get another call. “Hey, we need you at the De Witte Zand.” I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” I’m racing over there, and I hit a pothole. My coffee spills everywhere. I’m cursing like a sailor. “Staphorst, you’re killing me!”

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