Avery Staphorst Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

Staphorst Travel Guide – Found Myself in a Strange Town

Netherlands Whore · Golden Shower (give) · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Rimming.

Next, I head over to the Kerkweg. I need to grab some lunch. I find this little café, and it’s packed. I’m like, “Seriously? In Staphorst?” But I get a table, and the food is bomb. I order a broodje kroket, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m sitting there, munching away, and I can’t help but think, “This day is nuts, but at least the food is good.”

Nearly half of Dutch supermarkets open on Christmas Day