Brooklyn Westervoort Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

Lithuania Whore

Then, this lady walks in. She’s a regular, always ordering the same thing. But today, she looks different. I ask her what’s up, and she tells me she just got a promotion. I’m like, “That’s awesome! Let’s celebrate with a free pastry!” She’s over the moon.

Over a million euros found during joint drug busts in the Netherlands, Spain, Colombia